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Wednesday, March 17, 2004

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this is an old story. in candi's memory. wherever she and her grasshoppers are.

my nurse's name was candi. she used to be a stripper at a country/western bar. she married a guy in the airforce named bill. one night she decided to come over and visit me with a friend of theirs, another guy from the military. since i looked so nice lying in bed with no make-up on and everything. the door was locked and i was in bed so they took the screen off my bedroom windown and climbed through. bill, candi the nurse stripper, and i can't even remember my date's name. see how i am? anyway, she was making grasshoppers. some awful drink with creme de menthe in it. she kept going into the kitchen. then she got drunk, stripped on my bed, showed me her appendectomy scar, and the police knocked on the door. seems like one of my neighbors reported some suspicious activity around my bedroom window. they were all asked to leave via the front door. the next morning when my other person came in to make breakfast, she screamed. i guess candi had been making grasshoppers in my blender with the lid off. there was green shit all over the walls and the ceiling. i wonder whatever happened to candi. i miss her.

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