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Monday, March 08, 2004

Letter from a Genuine Reader  

Dear obLiterati

I wish to complain on behalf of concerned parents about the hidden messages embedded in your audio page. I have discovered that when different combinations of the first three items are emplayified simultaneously, they reveal messages to cult members to go out and massacre cartoon characters. I would like to offer my patented aluminium foil hood with premium-guage Perspex™ eyepieces for protection from evil influences through computer screens, if you would kindly allow me to advertise here.

(Note to Editor: please do not print my address.)

GalacticSlayer, 1204 Jalopy Flats, Parsipanny, N.J.

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